Dizzojay's Dean Dreams

There are many aspects to the wonder that is Jensen.

It's hard to list them in any order of importance or attractiveness or sheer oestrogen-evaporating allure, so for the purposes of logic and clarity, the following tribute will be presented in alphabetical order.

Please proceed with caution; I don't want anyone keeling over before they've even made it to perky nipples ....





ARMS
Look here and you will find the biceps of doom and the armpits of joy.



BACK
Jensen turns his back and leaves a trail of evaporating ovaries in his wake.



CHEST
As if his back wasn’t dangerous enough, the bloody man turns round and gives us … this.
What chance to does the average ovary stand?



DORKINESS
Behaving like a pillock can be hot ... only if you're Jensen.



EARS
Pointy and elven, a sort of Legolas with attitude.
.


FRECKLES
fangirls have named each and every one of them; see that one there, that’s George.



GREEN EYES
If your ovaries survived the back and chest – I'm really, really sorry about this.
Don't even get me started on eyelashes ...



HAIR
Dark blond, sandy, mid brown, tawny ... who cares, I want to rub my face in it.



INCHES (EXTRA)
Jensen packs them on occasionally.  Why, what inches did you think I meant?



JENSEN
A byword for ,fecking gorgeous'.



KNEES
Rarely seen and endearingly knobbly.



LEGS (BANDY)
When Jensen stands around the set, he REALLY stands around the set.



MOUTH
The home of those obscenely pouty lips.  Just for the record, any surviving ovaries really are in danger here.



NOSE
Ever so slightly crooked, but no-one minds, because that's where George lives.



OGLEABLE
Really?  You haven’t sussed that by now?



PERKY NIPPLES
They could take someone’s eye out, those things.
(I will never get tired of this picture).



QUALITY
We’re talking top shelf here.



REAR
Like two rabbits in a bag having a fight.



SHOULDERS
I’m not saying they’re impressively strong and solid or anything, but when Kilimanjaro grows up, it wants to be Jensen’s shoulders.



TEETH
They glow in ultra-violet light.



UNDERWEAR
Fangirls want to eat it.  They don’t care if it’s edible or not.



VOICE
Like melted chocolate running down the side of a gold ingot.



WIBBLE FACE
The whole world wibbles with him.



X-RATED PARTS
What?  You expect something coherent here?



YOUNG JENSEN
Grown up Jensen has matured beautifully, but young Jensen was no bag of spanners.



ZZZZZZZ
It's hard work being so perfect - Jensen needs his beauty sleep.



Well, that's it from me and George.  We hope you've enjoyed this alphabetic analysis of adorableness.  Please accept my apologies for any scorch marks on the ceiling, or drool stains on the carpet (they do come out if you scrub hard enough).



All images from Google and Pinterest
If I need to give credit, please let me know.